These are 77 Word Stories.
I don’t like them all that much and they’re mostly drivel.
They’re all written by someone that is selfish and are selfishly written about
what can’t be,
and what never will.
And while the stories may make you smile, cringe, or smirk,
know that they’re actually all written about you.
This one may fall a little short but fuck it –
it’s just the title page.