May 4, 2011 — Leave a comment

From a high school notebook:

What’s your profession again?

-Dude, I told you this a thousand times.

Right. You said you’re a bullet dodger. What the fuck does that mean?

-I dodge bullets dumbshit. All day. My compensation- I live to see another day.

That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard.

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